4yo: "I'm just going for a drive. Just call me if you need me, I'll come right back! I'm gonna bring you something and you'll love it."

My wife has a rapidly growing collection of dandelions.

My two year old has a habit of coming up to you, hitting you on the head three times with his hand, saying "there, all fixed!" and walking off.

In the middle of Westfield Parramatta (one of Sydney's largest shopping malls), my two year old stands up on a bench, raises his hands in the air and addresses the crowds streaming past:

"HELLO ALL YOU PEOPLES!"

His loyal subjects gave no reply, stunned at his majesty. Or something.